Toronto (CP)
The CBC reported yesterday that Drunk Driving charges are trending downwards significantly, but were at a loss to explain how the word "trend" had become a verb.
"I think that when people are audiencing us," said Eli Warshafski, while Spokespersoning for the CBC, "they tend to problemize things that don't really require solutioning."
"It is part of our ongoing efforting to identify these issues, and respond with answers that Canadian the language we use, and Contemporize our image." Continued Warshafski. "And of course, this trending towards verbing nouns, also upshots towards present-tensing all of our verbs. That can only be a good thing."
While spokespersons for the National Association of Teachers Teaching English Resources (NATTER) were appalled by this trend, they described it as "A damn site better than all that gangsta talk circulating."
Negotiations continue between CBC and NATTER in the interest of "Solutioning this ongoing dispute."
The CBC reported yesterday that Drunk Driving charges are trending downwards significantly, but were at a loss to explain how the word "trend" had become a verb.
"I think that when people are audiencing us," said Eli Warshafski, while Spokespersoning for the CBC, "they tend to problemize things that don't really require solutioning."
"It is part of our ongoing efforting to identify these issues, and respond with answers that Canadian the language we use, and Contemporize our image." Continued Warshafski. "And of course, this trending towards verbing nouns, also upshots towards present-tensing all of our verbs. That can only be a good thing."
While spokespersons for the National Association of Teachers Teaching English Resources (NATTER) were appalled by this trend, they described it as "A damn site better than all that gangsta talk circulating."
Negotiations continue between CBC and NATTER in the interest of "Solutioning this ongoing dispute."
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