Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Santa Barbara (LJH)
Michael Jackson's legal woes intensified today, as the jury continued to deliberate in his child molestation case, with the announcement of a civil suit for "Inappropriate touching" and "sexual harassment" by his long time companion Bubbles the chimpanzee.

Insiders were startled by the allegations, saying Bubbles has been a faithful friend of Jackson, and has supported him unwaveringly throughout the difficult trial.

A spokesperson for Bubbles said, "It's time to break the silence, and speak up not only for Bubbles, but abused monkeys everywhere."

Reports said the monkey was verbally harassed, inappropriately touched, and "spanked almost daily."

Insiders feel this will be another bump in the road for the embattled Jackson, who could face 10 years in prison if convicted. If sentanced to federal prison, experts put Jackson's life expectancy at seven and half minutes.

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