Ottawa (LHJ)
An anonymous Conservative whistle blower today broke the most sensational story of this political year. "Stockwell Day still runs the Conservative party," said the insider, "and is using Ceti Eels to control the minds of Stephen Harper, and discredited Surrey BC member Gurmant Grewal."

The move shocked fellow Conservative members, who thought that the eels, first introduced in the 1984 movie Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan, were fictional.

"The eels enter through the ear, and wrap around the cerebral cortex, and make one very succeptible to suggestions. How else could you explaing Grewal's bizarre behaviour, and Harpers inexplicable support for him?" asked the source. "The only way this could happen is if they were being directed to by a lunatic like Day"

Ottawa was abuzz with the news, and PMO Staff person Tim Murphy has reportedly ordered "a breeding pair of Ceti eels."

Experts expect this development to completely change the political landscape in Ottawa. Day was unavailable for comment.