Sunday, June 19, 2005

Los Angeles (LHJ)
Nicole Kidman stunned her fans and the movie going public today when she revealed that she has officially become transparent.

Her publicist announced that it had been a long held goal of hers to remove so much pigment from her skin that people could see through her. She appeared on the red carpet for the Milan preview of her new movie Bewitched, and it looked eerily like an empty dress walking the carpet.

The development was described by her ex-husband, Tom Cruise as "kind of creepy, but not nearly as creepy as my 'golly-gee-whiz' relationship with a girl who had posters of me on her wall in Junior High School. I mean, yecccchhhh."

Her newfound tranparency recieved a rousing vote of approval from recently exonerated Micheal Jackson, who has been stedily removing pigement from his skin for several decades.

Kidman can be seen in her new movie Bewitched, which is the last time she will be seen by anyone.

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