Claresholm (AP)
Dwight Smith of Clareresholm, AB announced today that the number of spam emails he is receiving daily promoting the Paris Hilton pornographic video "in essence amounts to a denial of service attack on my computer."

"I swear to God," Said Smith. "I clean out my inbox, and ten minutes later there are several hundred more, and I have to clean them out again or I run out of room on my hard drive."

Smith, who admits to having watched the video "once or twice" is at a loss to explain how so many adult service providers have aquired his email address. "I gave my email out to a questionable site once maybe six years ago, and ever since then the spam has been getting worse. But this is ridiculous."

Smith would like to report the unwanted emails to the authorities, but has no idea who polices this sort of thing. "I mentioned it to my local RCMP detachment, and the Sargeant there just asked me to send him the link! What do I have to do?"

Smith is publicly requesting all adult service providers to stop sending him offers. "Once was enough."